You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
do herpes really smell.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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