so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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