It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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