Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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