that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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