The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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