So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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