similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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