people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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