They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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