Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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