Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
