Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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