we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So much rum. So many feels.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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