i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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