She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
