But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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