she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I have post one night stand depression
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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