Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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