just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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