New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
