I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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