Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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