I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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