Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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