If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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