No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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