redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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