U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
