And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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