Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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