There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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