I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
