wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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