I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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