don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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