wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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