i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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