Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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