Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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