There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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