Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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