HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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