At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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