she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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