dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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