The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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