I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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