The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
