i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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