Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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