Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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