just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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