even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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