The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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