He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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